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Jun

Smoke weed, because tobacco is illegal

Yes, that makes perfect sense. From July 1st 2008 it will be illegal to smoke a joint/blunt in the Netherlands, not because of the cannabis, but because of the tobacco. Eh, HELLO? Click (more) for the full story about smoking tobacco screws it up for the smokers in coffee shops.

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/article3808003.ece

So, I guess the signal from our government is that when you go out to buy weed, that you simply buy some more, so you don’t have to mix it with tobacco. And of course, smoking tobacco is bad and illegal, so there might be a risk that the cops come check if your weed is really completely made out of cannabis and isn’t illegally mixed with tobacco, because that would just be crazy.

Whores:  legal, kinda

Euthanasia: legal, kinda

Soft Drug: legal, kinda (including cannabis)

Tobacco: illegal, kinda

That sounds about right, right?

So kids, what we learn here? Fuck a whore, smoke some weed, and kill your parents. And of course: don’t smoke tobacco in public. That could get you in some serious trouble .. it’s a gateway puff.



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